Saturday, July 16, 2016

Clutch 15-2016: Baseball in Hollywood

There are tons of baseball movies out there dating back to the beginning of movies. There are classic black and whites, silent movies and new ones in 3D. Some of the movies focus on the baseball game, some use baseball as a side plot and others utilize the game as just background scenery. Either way, the great American pastime has its fair share of Hollywood Fame.

Let’s start right out of the game with clearly hands-down the uncontested best baseball scene in any movie. Yup, it’s “The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!” It’s so good that the homage paid is the full spelling of the actual title. It’s basically five plus minutes of just wall to wall laughs. And not just funny stuff – it’s hilarious stuff written by comedy genius. It’s the only “Baseball” movie where a second baseman gets eaten by a tiger and an outfielder gets decapitated. And then there is the climactic scene where Reggie Jackson tries to kill the Queen of England by order of Ricardo Monalban. 

The “Naked Gun” trilogy is based on the cult following short-lived television show that was called “Police Squad!” The show and movie starred a few of the same people with of course the driving force being the late great Leslie Neilsen. The show only lasted six episodes, each better than the previous. It was cutting edge frat humor that nobody else was doing at the time. Society just couldn’t grasp the concept. The only real “Baseball” scene is the television rendition was when Lt. Drebin threatens to arrest a potential witness for illegally recording a live baseball game, which of course is a dig at the ridiculous statement MLB makes all announcers make before the start of each game. “Recording the game is illegal without the expressed written consent, yada yada yada”.

The best complete baseball movie, from a comedic perspective, is also an easy choice. “Major League” is far and away the answer.  The movie had a cast that all killed it in different ways. The plot was inspirational, and the humor was spot on. Mr. Clutch and a friend or two watched the movie several times on different Saturdays at the Sunrise Multiplex. Since it wasn’t economically feasible to keep paying “Just” to see the same movie, the gang used to sneak into a new release each week after watching “Major League”.

The movie spawned a number of cult type things, many of which are still kicking around today, almost 30 years later. For one, people now use the “Just a bit outside” line all the time. It’s part of the modern lexicon. Rick Vaughn, played by the immortal Charlie Sheen, is a character that had taken on a life of its own. To this day if you visit any crowded MLB ballpark on game day the odds are you will cross paths with each one fan sporting a “99” Vaughn jersey. There are so many good scenes in this movie that it’s hard to pick the best of the best. Unfortunately the legacy is somewhat tarnished as the money hungry producers rolled out a sequel and sequel to the sequel. Mr. Clutch has seen both of those movies a total of “0” times. Pretty sure they were awful. Thankfully the original was so good that’s it’s easy to forget about the part deux and three.

Next up is a baseball movie that most people probably didn’t realize was based on a true story. It’s the star-studded fun docudrama “A League of Their Own”. It featured a bunch of “Actors” such as Madonna, Rosie O’Donnell and the great Laurie Petty. Also notable is that is starred Tom Hanks in what was one of his first dramatic roles. It was directed by Laverne DeFazio (Penny Marshall) who did a splendid job. One more (of many) notable casting moves was giving a small role to Andrew “Squiggy” Squiggman (David Lander). The Brooklyn native suffers from M.S. and more importantly is a giant baseball fan.  

The picture gave viewers a great peek into a short but important era of baseball during the war. Sprinkled into the baseball landscape were important items like the scene where the war department typist hand delivered the tragic note to the wife (player) of a dead soldier. It also chronicled the life of the male player Jimmy Dugan who threw it all away to booze and ended up getting clean and back on track. His transition from beginning to end was amazing.  The film was also about sibling rivalry, competition and enemies bonding and building relationships for the sake of the country. Mr. Clutch will come clean and state that every time the movie is watched it’s common to well up in the final scene, which takes place at the baseball hall of fame. It brings it all together and really defines how small sections of your being can be special and award you with lifelong memories. It’s pretty heavy for a generally funny movie – but baseball can deliver on that.

Your favorite baseball movies, or scenes within a non-baseball movie, might be totally different than the ones noted above. There are certainly plenty of great choices out there. Let’s see, there is “Bull Durham”, “Field of Dreams” and of course the “Bad News Bears” franchise which would be in most folks list. “The Natural”, “The Sandlot” and the Seinfeld episode featuring Keith Hernandez and the reenactment of the JFK assassination absolutely receive Clutch honorable mention.

With that, they aren’t all great with a few busts that were made along the way. “The Babe”, not to be confused with the award winning pig movie of similar name (“Babe”) was one. That was the one of many Babe Ruth bio pics that starred John Goodman.  There was also that strange drama “The Fan” starring Bobby De Niro as the killer and Wesley Snipes as the player. The worst baseball movie Mr. Clutch has heard of, but not seen, is “Ed”. There is slight remembrance of a commercial promoting the vehicle in which a monkey plays third-base for a major league team. That’s probably all you need to know.


Hopefully this ignites you to watch a baseball movie today or tomorrow. Either blow the dust off your favorite DVD (or VHS depending how far back you go) hit up NetFlix where simply searching for the term “Baseball” will give you plenty of options. The challenge issued is to watch a baseball themed movie that you have either never seen or even better never heard of. There are plenty of those choices out there too. A 90 to 120 minute investment might just put another favorite on your list and give you something to discuss around the water-cooler on Monday.

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